there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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