i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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