I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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