Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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