i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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