3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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