I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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