Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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