I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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