I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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