You just made me feel so damn special
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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