Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Bring me that man meat
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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