i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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