wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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