Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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