Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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