so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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