I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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