k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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