"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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