Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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