So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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