so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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