Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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