I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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