I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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