She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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