Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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