you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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