So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize