I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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