Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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