That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just invented taco cereal.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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