Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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