do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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