It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Randomize
