OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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