Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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