The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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