Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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