Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.