I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
His hands were made for my vagina.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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