This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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