lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.