Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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