That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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