i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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