just come out here and I will go home with you...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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