So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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