Moan for me like Helen Keller
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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