yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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