Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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