We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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